We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
Just got a message on OkCupid from a 20-year-old who has "Momma's Boy" tattoed across his chest and thinks the earth is bigger than the sun.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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