This girl is more easily done than said...
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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