Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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