I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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