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(617): View more from Massachusetts

Non-Jews are for practice

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(609): View more from New Jersey

ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.

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(409): View more from Texas

Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.

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(540): View more from Virginia

Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo

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(518): View more from New York

i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??

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(303): View more from Colorado

I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive

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Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose

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(970): View more from Colorado

You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going

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