Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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