Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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