Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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