I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
soo... how was my night?
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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