I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
the night ended with taco bell and tears
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
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