Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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