Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
There are no female cereal mascots. I just realized that in my drunken state... So sexist...
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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