i think i gave myself a perma-hangover. or god just hates me.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Hippo gnu deer
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
Randomize
