Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Stuck behind a lady in her 70's purchasing a plastic handle of vodka and nothing else. She is writing a check. Hello future.
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
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