I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
cat food counts as protein by the way
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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