you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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