Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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