that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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