apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I had to cum in my sink.
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