My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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