i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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