Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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