so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
I'm bleeding and have questions
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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