chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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