she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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