do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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