I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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