I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
