But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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