think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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