Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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