Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Randomize
