big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Pants are for mortals
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Walked off the dance floor to find Gabe hitting on a dad bod at the bar. It was my Dad. Awkward is an understatement.
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