Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
All the doctor said was why
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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