Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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