This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
He drunk dialed me at 2am asking if he could put a baby in me.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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