im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
operation have a gay friend backfired
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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