But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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