just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
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