isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
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