Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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