Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
This is classic penis vs brain.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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