Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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