$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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