Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
I thought my holiday spirit was gone this year until I got banged to Christmas music. It's back.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
