I want to stick my p in your. b.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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