How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
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