Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I am having telepathic thoughts with my cat. He loves me and wants me to blow his nose
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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