Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
I did not marry a roomba.
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