Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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